1 00:00:02,125 --> 00:00:04,415 ♪ daring duck of mystery ♪ 2 00:00:04,416 --> 00:00:06,832 ♪ champion of right ♪ 3 00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:08,874 ♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪ 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:11,332 ♪ darkwing of the night ♪ 5 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:13,582 ♪ somewhere some Villain schemes ♪ 6 00:00:13,583 --> 00:00:15,124 ♪ but his number's up ♪ 7 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:16,207 3, 2, 1! 8 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:18,082 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 9 00:00:18,083 --> 00:00:20,582 ♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪ 10 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:22,582 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 11 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:25,207 Let's get dangerous. 12 00:00:25,208 --> 00:00:27,374 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 13 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,707 Darkwing, darkwing duck! 14 00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:31,707 ♪ a cloud of smoke And he appears ♪ 15 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:33,999 ♪ the master of surprise ♪ 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,582 ♪ who's that cunning Mind behind ♪ 17 00:00:36,583 --> 00:00:38,707 ♪ the shadowy disguise ♪ 18 00:00:38,708 --> 00:00:40,957 ♪ nobody knows for sure ♪ 19 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,457 ♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪ 20 00:00:42,458 --> 00:00:43,499 ♪ here comes ♪ 21 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,165 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 22 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:46,374 Look out! 23 00:00:46,375 --> 00:00:48,415 ♪ when there's trouble You call d.W. ♪ 24 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,582 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 25 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,874 Let's get dangerous! 26 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:54,707 ♪ darkwing duck ♪ 27 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:57,457 ♪ you better watch Out, you bad boys ♪ 28 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,416 ♪ darkwing duck ♪♪ 29 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:11,165 My morgy-worgy will be happy 30 00:01:11,166 --> 00:01:15,707 When her ducky-wucky pays Her a surprise visit. 31 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:20,624 My love is like a red, Red rose which... Whoa! 32 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:22,875 [crash] 33 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,957 Yoo-hoo! Morgana! 34 00:01:25,958 --> 00:01:29,332 She wouldn't leave the Front door unlocked. 35 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:34,457 Don't worry, d.W. No robber would break in here. 36 00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:36,457 Maybe she's in here. 37 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:39,582 Careful, gos. Leave this to... 38 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:42,832 A professional. 39 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:47,583 She's got to be behind One of these doors. 40 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:53,124 She's not in the batroom. 41 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:54,582 [sniff sniff] 42 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:55,583 Raarghh! 43 00:01:55,584 --> 00:01:57,707 Yaahhh! 44 00:01:57,708 --> 00:02:03,708 Yaahhh! Yaahhh! Yaahhh! 45 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:09,458 [wolf howling] 46 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,999 Yaahhh! Yaahhh! Yaahhh! 47 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,499 [crash] [crash] 48 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,290 Another spook house! 49 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:21,874 I can't take it anymore! 50 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,582 I'll go mad, mad I tell ya! 51 00:02:23,583 --> 00:02:25,582 Launchpad, launchpad, Will you relax? 52 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:27,583 I'll just turn on the light. 53 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,583 [everyone yells] 54 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,457 Okay, come out, you fiends. 55 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:41,499 Tag. You're it. 56 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:44,999 Okay, wise-ghouls, You asked for it. 57 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,457 Darkwing, 58 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,457 What are you doing? 59 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:51,999 I'll protect you from these Horrible monstrosities. 60 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,624 That's no way to Talk about my family. 61 00:02:55,625 --> 00:02:58,874 Heh heh. Your family? 62 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:03,249 Yes. This is where I grew up... Macawber castle. 63 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,707 Ahem. Well, I... 64 00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:06,374 [screemie] Let's eat him. 65 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:09,707 But you can't just eat a guest. 66 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:11,332 I mean, ugh! 67 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,124 [aunt nasty] Meemie's right. 68 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:15,707 You gotta boil him first. 69 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:17,332 Cool family! 70 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:23,333 Care to join me for a little... Snack? 71 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,582 Dahh, howdy do. 72 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:28,000 Yaahhh! 73 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:33,874 Ha! Very pleased to slime you! 74 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:36,708 H-h-h-hubba... 75 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:40,832 I think you'd better go. 76 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:44,707 But don't you want to introduce Your charming relatives 77 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,290 To your boyfriend? 78 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:48,457 Boyfriend? Boyfriend? Boyfriend? 79 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,457 Morgana's dating a normal! 80 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:51,999 Eeeuuww! Eeeuuww! Eeeuuww! 81 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:57,124 [maloculo] What in the Underworld is all this racket? 82 00:03:57,125 --> 00:04:00,499 What are these normals Doing in my castle? 83 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,082 They're friends of Morgana's, maloculo. 84 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:06,957 The one in the cape Is her boyfriend. 85 00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:08,332 Boyfriend? 86 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:09,957 Is this true? 87 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,749 No, no, no, no. 88 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:14,374 A hero, such as I, 89 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:17,415 Has no time for Romantic entanglements. 90 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:19,415 [maloculo] That's Fortunate for you 91 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:24,749 Because my darling child, The rotten apple of my eye, 92 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:27,499 Is too good for any normal! 93 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,999 Too good, eh? 94 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:33,582 How do you explain the Sweet nothings she whispered 95 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:37,874 And the nip she Gave me on my neck? 96 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:39,874 You necked with my daughter? 97 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:44,333 [maloculo] I'll turn You into a slug! 98 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,582 Or a walrus. Whichever. 99 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:51,582 [morgana] Father, stop it! They're my friends. 100 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:56,582 You know I don't approve Of normals in my household. 101 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,624 Hey, I'm not normal. 102 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:00,707 You can say that again. 103 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:02,832 Look how I dress. 104 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:07,999 Would any normal person be Caught dead in this? Yow! 105 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,957 Cut that out! 106 00:05:09,958 --> 00:05:12,499 [maloculo] Slug or walrus... Choose your poison. 107 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,957 It's not polite to point. 108 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:19,415 If you knew darkwing Better, he'd grow on you. 109 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:23,832 If he grew on me, I'd burn him off. 110 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:25,999 [maloculo] Silence! 111 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,874 Morgana's right. We'll give these normals a chance. 112 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:31,999 They'll dine with us. 113 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,374 Whew! Whew! Whew! 114 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,082 Thank you, father. 115 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:37,582 I'll give you a tour. 116 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:41,207 I want to see the Torture chamber. 117 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:45,165 Oh, what has gotten into You, maloculo macawber, 118 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:47,624 Inviting normals to dinner? 119 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:49,582 Don't worry, aunt nasty. 120 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,165 A little old world hospitality, 121 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:55,582 And they'll be dying to go home. 122 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:58,707 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! 123 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:01,124 Mr. Duck, what do you think 124 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:03,582 Of our humble abode? 125 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:05,165 Nice wallpaper. 126 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:07,165 Your taste? 127 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:08,166 Yike! 128 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,583 [eek eek eek] 129 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:14,707 So, heh heh heh, 130 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,457 What's for dinner? 131 00:06:17,458 --> 00:06:21,415 Ha ha ha. Pasta serpentina. 132 00:06:21,416 --> 00:06:24,415 And transylvanian ghoul-lash. 133 00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:28,165 You'll just die for seconds. 134 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,457 [gulp] 135 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:31,874 Ghoul-lash is Dee-double-licious. 136 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,415 Yum yum yummy! 137 00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:34,874 All right! 138 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:37,165 Let's get gross. 139 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:41,457 When in transylvania, Do as the transylvanians do. 140 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:45,207 You don't want to insult Aunt nasty's cooking. 141 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:48,416 Well, down the hatch. 142 00:06:51,875 --> 00:06:55,457 What's the matter? Too spicy for you? 143 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,374 [darkwing] Not at all. Just like mom's. 144 00:06:58,375 --> 00:06:59,457 [maloculo] Excellent. 145 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:01,332 I'm sure you'll enjoy 146 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,750 A refreshing phantom fizz. 147 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,957 May I expose a toast? 148 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:18,500 To the lovely morgana. 149 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:22,708 Say, that's right tasty. 150 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,999 You're trying to Scare darkwing away. 151 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,124 I won't let you. 152 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:39,457 Let your daughter choose. 153 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:41,124 She has impeccable taste. 154 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:44,165 She needs a nice ghoulish boy. 155 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:46,457 Then she'll find true happiness. 156 00:07:46,458 --> 00:07:49,874 She doesn't want Happiness, she wants me. 157 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,582 That didn't sound right. 158 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:55,082 [maloculo] She wants the Finer things in life... 159 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:59,999 To settle in a dank, stinking Castle, raising little monsters. 160 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,457 What I really want is... 161 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,999 Be quiet! 162 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,999 I know what's best for her! 163 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,582 I don't think you do! 164 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:13,457 [maloculo] You wouldn't last Five minutes as a monster. 165 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:15,707 Normals can do anything better. 166 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:17,708 We'll see about that. 167 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,125 [arrrooo] 168 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:52,000 [gosalyn] Oh, yes! 169 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:58,999 Hey, check out the Bolts in my neck. 170 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,875 Keen gear! I'm modular. 171 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,707 I don't have a reflection. 172 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:11,707 I do have a thirst for... 173 00:09:11,708 --> 00:09:13,707 I've got a problem! 174 00:09:13,708 --> 00:09:15,707 you've got a problem? 175 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:19,875 I've got an urge To bite a mailman. 176 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,457 Change them back this instant! 177 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,999 I will not! 178 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,082 They'll see what it's like To walk a mile in my chains. 179 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:32,290 It will teach them humility. 180 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:33,999 That does it! 181 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,332 We're leaving before I bite somebody. 182 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:40,749 There's gotta be Some gypsy or someone 183 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:43,332 Who can fix us. 184 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,832 Uhh! 185 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:47,749 Well, you got what you wanted. 186 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,749 They're heading for the village. 187 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,957 Good riddance... The village? 188 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:56,457 We made a pact with The villagers... 189 00:09:56,458 --> 00:10:00,457 To stay on our side of the line. 190 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:04,874 You painted a line between The village and here? 191 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:06,374 Learn to cooperate. 192 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:08,874 Perfect. They'll cross the line, 193 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,874 The villagers will Rip them to shreds. 194 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,957 Shredded normal... My favorite. 195 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:17,999 You imbecile! When they're done with them, 196 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,374 We'll be next! 197 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,416 My poor dark. 198 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,707 Dad, what's this white line for? 199 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:31,582 Who cares? Probably their Weird old world customs. 200 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:35,499 We've got to find A gypsy to cure us, 201 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,999 Before these fleas get worse. 202 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,999 Gee, d.W., don't you think We'll scare somebody? 203 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,999 We're monsters now, remember? 204 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,457 I'm sure these people are Used to dealing with monsters. 205 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,457 [fritz] Ja! You're right! 206 00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:56,458 If ve know vun ting, It's dealing with monshters. 207 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:05,957 Gee, dad, They don't seem scared. 208 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,957 They're used to maloculo. 209 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,957 Here's what modern Monsters can do. 210 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:14,374 [darkwing] I'm the terrier That yaps in the night. 211 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:18,999 I'm the schnauzer that Digs up your petunias. 212 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,415 I am darkwolf dog! 213 00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:22,416 [grrr] 214 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:23,957 [ruff ruff ruff] 215 00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:25,124 [whistles] 216 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:29,582 Get ze shtick, boy. Fetchen sie. 217 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,124 Smooth move, dad. 218 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,999 We'll have to scare 'em off. 219 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,332 Listen, village idiots! 220 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:40,874 Why don't you run along Before I smoosh ya? 221 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:42,457 Hey! Watch it! 222 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:45,749 You could put an eye out. 223 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,749 You're a vampire bat! Do something! 224 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,624 Right. I forgot. 225 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,165 Blah-blah! 226 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,207 I'm a vampire bat. 227 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,707 Blah-blah! 228 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,291 Ow! 229 00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,250 Retreat! 230 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:06,958 [whimpering] 231 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,875 Shtopen sie! 232 00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:19,582 Shtupids! Ve must go back to ze villitch! 233 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:22,499 I vill organize a real attack. 234 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:25,582 Ve finally deshtroy Ze monshters! 235 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:29,583 I never understand A word he says. 236 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:34,707 [panting] 237 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,582 Oh, boy! 238 00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:40,499 We had a little disagreement With the villagers. 239 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,999 It was nothing really. 240 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,833 You nitwit normal. 241 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,957 You've violated the pact. 242 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:54,582 Soon the villagers will attack. 243 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:58,415 How was I supposta Know about your pact? 244 00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:02,832 Blow up my boyfriend, I'll never speak to you. 245 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:06,290 Now's not the time for Petty recriminations. 246 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,582 Prepare for battle. 247 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,207 Now you're talking. 248 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:13,165 I'll show those Bratwurst-munchin' yahoos 249 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,582 They can't mess with darkwing... 250 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,582 Mmm, darkwolf! 251 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:21,874 I'll formulate a plan with My strategic mini-computer. 252 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:24,874 We don't use Foolish normal ways. 253 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,832 We'll do this the monster way. 254 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,874 They'll wipe you out. 255 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:33,707 You need the latest In combat theory... 256 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:36,832 Smart bombs, computers, Sophisticated technology. 257 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:39,499 We need terror, horror, magic. 258 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,249 Just talk to them. 259 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,707 Quiet! 260 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,999 You're both acting Like two year olds. 261 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,457 See what your normal Ways have done? 262 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,874 She never backtalked To me before. 263 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,457 We'll fight separately. 264 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,374 This will prove the Superiority of monster ways. 265 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,749 We'll see. C'mon, guys. 266 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:03,249 Time to work on Our combat skills. 267 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,999 [grrr] 268 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,624 Macawbers, time to brush Up on our scare tactics. 269 00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:12,082 I'll show them violence is bad, 270 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,290 If I have to kill them. 271 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:17,999 [maloculo] We must make Our ancestors proud. 272 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,415 We must scream the Impossible scream. 273 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,707 Okay, kiddies, Time for monsterobics. 274 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:27,582 Boo, two, three, four. 275 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,582 C'mon, you deadbeats. 276 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:34,165 Get the mold out of your socks! 277 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,624 They make me so proud. 278 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,165 You've got to stop this. 279 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,707 You're acting like a monster. 280 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:47,708 I must turn these spiders into An army of demon warriors. 281 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,332 Ooops! 282 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,708 Ahem. 283 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:57,707 Your magic isn't What it used to be. 284 00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:01,082 Make a new deal With the villagers. 285 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:04,082 Deal with normals? Don't be ridiculous. 286 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:08,249 My demon army will Make them rue the day 287 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,874 They attacked macawber castle. 288 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,957 Shoes, eh? 289 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,874 Well, they're mean, nasty shoes. 290 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,999 Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! 291 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Heh. Demon umbrellas... I meant to do that. 292 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:30,499 My high-tech mini-computer Has devised a flawless plan, 293 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:34,457 Making use of the Laser-guided glue grenade. 294 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,875 Demonstrate the aerial delivery. 295 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,082 Woops! 296 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,707 [darkwing] As any expert 297 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:48,707 On modern military Techniques can tell you, 298 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,999 The key to success Is a good trench. 299 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,375 Hey! 300 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:58,624 Please keep in mind... Burying your father 301 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,999 Could adversely Affect your allowance. 302 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,582 Dark, darling. 303 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:06,082 Decided to come over To the winning side? 304 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:11,082 No. I've come to talk you Out of this ridiculous fight. 305 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:15,165 We've got to bring the Normals and monsters together. 306 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,457 We will bring them together, 307 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:20,457 After I prove my way's better 308 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:23,999 By whomping those villagers With combat procedures! 309 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,374 You're as stubborn as my father! 310 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:31,082 Ketchup just isn't cuttin' It, d.W. 311 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:35,707 I can't hold out long Without the real thing. 312 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:38,499 Learn to control your Animal instincts. 313 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,500 [meow] 314 00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:41,165 [grrr] 315 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,624 That conceited, Arrogant, pig-headed... 316 00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,707 If you're that mad, 317 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:49,207 Just turn him into A water buffalo. 318 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:53,624 I've got to make him see The wisdom of diplomacy. 319 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:57,208 Make him a diplomatic Water buffalo. 320 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:05,124 With this fabulous camouflage, We'll be invisible. 321 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,874 The mini-computer Says don't fire 322 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,832 Until we smell their Bratwurst breath. 323 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:14,124 Where's the honor in Hiding behind leaves? 324 00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,582 Looks who's talking... Mister wizard. 325 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,874 Nice army you've got there. 326 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,874 Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! 327 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,457 I'm so scared. 328 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:27,165 You'll be set if it rains. 329 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:31,125 Goodie! Here come the villagers! 330 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:36,999 Now we separate the Men from the monsters. 331 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,374 I'm ready. What can pitchfork-toting yahoos 332 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:43,750 Possibly do to darkwolf dog? 333 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,957 Except bring about His untimely demise. 334 00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:55,958 Of course, I forgot that one. 335 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:08,582 Just talk to the villagers! 336 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,749 Real men don't talk. 337 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:15,207 Okay, macawbers, Let's win one for the grim reaper. 338 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,707 Yay! Yay! 339 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,582 Okay, let's get dangerous. 340 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,499 [arrooo] 341 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,582 I'm not cleaning up 342 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:27,625 After you get splattered Across the landscape. 343 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,957 Now using our Fabulous camouflage, 344 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:36,874 We'll simply sneak up And disable that tank. 345 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,749 [crunch] 346 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,749 That is brilliant camouflage. 347 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,707 You blend in with the ground. 348 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,458 Umbrellas, attack! 349 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,165 [whimpering] 350 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,208 Here they come, d.W. 351 00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,999 [ruff ruff ruff] 352 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Dad, don't fetch! 353 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,749 It's a dog's life. 354 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,708 [snoring] 355 00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:13,457 Onward, macawbers. 356 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,457 We must boldly scare 357 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,582 Where no one has scared before. 358 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,000 Yeah! Yeah! 359 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,625 [yawning] 360 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,624 Uhh! Uhh! 361 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:34,000 Uh-oh! Go boom time. 362 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:47,832 They used to be terrified of us. 363 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,374 What are we gonna do? 364 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:54,999 You've got to bring the normals And the monsters together. 365 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,624 No, let's bring them together. 366 00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,207 We'll work together... 367 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,249 And smash them to a pulp. 368 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,457 Shake. Good boy. 369 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,957 Thanks, morgy-baby. 370 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,582 That's not what I meant. I... 371 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,958 [whispering] 372 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,500 Charge! Charge! 373 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:23,708 That's it! I've had it! 374 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,624 I think morgana's upset. 375 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:55,957 Like when she was Stood up prom night. 376 00:20:55,958 --> 00:21:00,332 You'll listen, If I have to blow you to smithereens. 377 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:03,874 You don't really want to Attack, right? 378 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:07,707 No! No vay! Nope! Not a chance. 379 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:12,165 And you don't want to hurt These innocent villagers, right? 380 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,874 No! No! No! 381 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,249 Huh-uh! Nope! 382 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,290 Good. In that case, 383 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:23,708 I have a plan that will Make everyone happy. 384 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:29,332 Come und see ze vorld's Greatest tourisht attraction... 385 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,999 Monshter castle. 386 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Next castle attack In fifteen minutes. 387 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:47,957 Being the top vacation spot in Transylvania is a little noisy, 388 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:50,957 But it does have its advantages. 389 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:53,874 Why don't we call a truce? 390 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,457 I accept. 391 00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:58,457 How about making with the magic? 392 00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:02,332 I can't go home looking Like winky the wonder dog. 393 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,374 Consider it done. 394 00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:05,415 What? 395 00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:08,374 Wait'll I get back to normal, 396 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:11,833 You double-crossing, no good...